BEYONCÉ?!

*Stares in Tiffany Pollard*

SURPRISE!GIFTCONCERT

Sable

6/4/20251 min read

Picture the scene:

I wake up from the best sleep of the week—albeit the shortest. The sun is draped over my skin, making me look like chocolate dipped in honey.

“Mmmm. Today’s going to be lovely,” I think, stretching my neck, twisting my back, and elongating my whole body until my joints snap, crackle and pop.

I shuffle downstairs, phone in hand, and make a dreamy coffee with my Krups machine (which, for the record, took me three YouTube videos and repeated rewinds to figure out). I take one sip and then—

Ping!

An email from Ticketmaster.

“Your tickets to Beyoncé: COWBOY CARTER TOUR,”
Beyoncé? As in Giselle Knowles-Carter?
As in Icon and employee of Blue Ivy Carter?

Naturally, I assume it’s a scam. Obviously. But then, I get a text:

“Good morning S. I hope you like your surprise. See you Saturday x.”

My flabber? Well and truly Gasted.

My lovely new date—clearly someone with exquisite taste and frighteningly accurate attention to detail—has only gone and gifted me a night with Queen Bey herself. That’s right: I’m about to cry, scream, and lose all composure with thousands of other adoring fans, looking Crazy in Love and getting absolutely Heated.

I'MGOINGTOSEEBEYONCÉ?!

Will report back once I come back down from Heaven.

Ciao for now,
S x